the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.


If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

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petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

In going along with that Weird Al thing I reblogged, I just had to get this out otherwise it’ll drive me crazy haha

Being ignorant of anything, and then proceeding to make a comment or mock it or whatever, doesn’t make it ok. Saying ‘oh I didn’t know’ doesn’t excuse you from that, true. BUT! When they say they didn’t know about it, that they’re sorry, and they change the way they talk/think…then, it’s all good.

Now, when you’ve got someone who you’ve told that, no that isn’t right…that’s (insert whatever) and they don’t care or apologize and keep on doing/saying hurtful things, then that’s when an issue really starts.

This really goes for everyone

Everyone at some point has said something they shouldn’t have. And I’m sure a lot of people on here, me included, have learned things. Learned that some of those things we’ve said can/are hurtful. And we’ve changed. We don’t say those things anymore. We don’t think those things anymore. 

Don’t assume that if someone says something hurtful they know. Not everyone in the world is knowledgeable about absolutely every single little thing that could potentially hurt someones feelings. We need to give people a damn break sometimes. Simply say ‘hey, y’know…you shouldn’t say things like that because…’ And let it go from there. If they still continue to sound like a fucking asshole, then ok…

Let’s just all…chill a bit. Not jump to conclusions about absolutely everything. Don’t always assume that EVERYTHING you read on the internet (or anywhere really) is true. Check your sources. Educate people (politely) on their ignorance.

…that’s pretty much all I had to say. I feel vaguely better now. I hope this all makes sense. In closing, he said something he maybe shouldn’t have, he apologized, and that’s that. He’s still a really cool dude, so…there. 






Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Wait, a popular media figure said something offensive without realizing it?

And no one is jumping up his ass over it?

Nobody’s being mean, they’re actually… approving of him?

No, this is impossible. You know how those social justice nerds are. Once you slip up they never let you live it down NO MATTER WHAT. But what could Weird Al have possibly done to avoid the inevitable and totally irrational backlash? What could it be?

There has to be some explanation!


Spastic is an offense slur? I didn’t even know it was a slur?

Parody vid for those that haven’t seen it. Brilliant with the exception of the ableist slur.


Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

This is very important. I’m glad both of them had this moment. Raven has been working and grinding longer than most of us have been able to talk and walk. She deserves all the praises.






You know it’ll be good when the trailer hurts you like this. [X]